One tradition that I adhere to year after year is kickstarting my new year’s resolutions on December 1st. Gotta get a leg up on the competition, y’all! 🤪💕 While many are eating & drinking their way into holiday oblivion, ((whoever told you Christmas cookie calories don’t count lied)) holiday cheer to me is slipping into a pair of xs Gucci tights, and my thigh-high boots not cutting into me like I’m some kind of stuffed sausage. Keep sippin’ on those 500 cal cups of spiked eggnog bliss if that’s your thang, sis… But if you want to get a bit of a head start on your 2021 glow up like me, here are the 7 easiest ways to get it goin!
This magical pretty powder makes your skin glow, your hair grow, and somehow shifts your facial features so that you morph into Gigi Hadid. OH, YOU THINK I’M KIDDING?!?! It’s what beauty dreams are made of. Seriously though, I know for sure that one hit of this stuff every single AM, for the past 24 months has made me prettier. A lot prettier. Simply add a scoop of pretty powder into your ((non iced)) bevvy of choice & let your transformation begin, cuz like… who doesn’t want glowing skin, shiny hair, long luscious lashes, and your best nails ever!?
I am a firm believer in the spiritual healing powers of face masks. Isn’t there just something sooooo comforting & satisfying about slapping some fancy goop all over your face at the end of a long day?! There’s really a cure for all your woes, something for everyone, if you will. Dry? Jet Lag. Oily? Charcoal. Frumpy? GlamGlow. Hungry? Here, a whiff of this Watermelon Glow should hold you over! But in all seriousness, this is the best detox mask that will suck the life out of your breakout in 24 hours. Just don’t go anywhere afterwards, as you will smell like a red wine vinaigrette and have a complexion the color of the sacred Bachelor rose. Collect an assortment of beautiful face masks, and use every other night, or until people begin referring to you as “doll face” ♡
PROJECT: BOMBSHELL BOD
Ready or not, bikini szn is going to creep up on us again in the blink of an eye! There’s no doubt that diet & fitness are among the most popular topics in Basic Repellent. We’re all out here trying to become skinny legends, ya know?! While I am absolutely not claiming to be a health expert or fitness guru, what I CAN promise is that I know every “hot girl hack” in the book, and swear that anyone could achieve a sexier, more feminine figure by following my tips & tricks spilled in The Body Guide. Until then, here are the five most simple, basic things to do if you want to wake up feeling light, svelte, and sexy with noticeable results within 7 days:
1)) Drink your weight in ounces in H20, per day. ((I go a gallon+, but I’m extra))
2)) Stop being Carbie. Cut it out! I’m talking to YOU, Miss Cauliflower Gnocchi luvr! Load up on lean proteins + delicious veggies, skip the rice // bread // pasta // gluten, etc. It will honestly make a world of difference in your body, and fast. My Ultimate Healthy Trader Joes Grocery List + tons of low-carb, nutrient dense, tasty meal ideas: here!
3)) Play with intermittent fasting. It takes a minute to get used to, but once you get the hang of it, you’ll feel unbelievable! I’ve been fasting regularly for over 2 years and had fabulous results + experienced many health benefits.
4)) Find a workout you’re obsessed with ((I promise it’s out there!)) One that you enjoy so much that you want to work it into your daily routine! For me, it’s pilates. Abs are just an added bonus, thanks planks!
5)) Ditch the booze, and sip on a probiotic-filled healthy elixir like a kombucha spritzie in a wine glass in the evening when you wind down on the weeknights, instead!
How to make a man melt in 2.5 seconds 101: flash a gorgeous, megawatt, million dollar smile in his direction! Getting your whitest teeth ever is so much easier than you think. This paste + this rinse, daily should get you there in 2 weeks flat! The tea pt. II is alllllll in the lip combo, which is the #1 thing that I am absolutely asked about more than anything else, in person. I swear that the undertones in these colors amp up the brightness of your smile & gives you the absolute PERFECT pinky nude pout… PROMISE, this holy trifecta pout combo is everything & more! Individually, they’re all good. But together? PURE MAGIC.
♡ lipstick in “creme cup”
♡ liner in “pillow talk”
♡ gloss in “blushing margarita
I can’t say enough good things about this stuff. In fact, the only negative side effect I’ve had from using this product, is having to cut back from using it once a week to once every TWO weeks because it made my hair TOO soft & shiny! ((Said no chick, ever)) My favorite way to use: wet dirty hair ((major key)), towel dry until damp, apply a generous amount like a mask, put hair into a ballerina bun, and sleep in it! In the morning, be sure to double wash with shampoo & then use a nourishing conditioner. Voila! Gorgeous, bouncy, supermodel hair. You’re welcome ♡
BRONZE UP, BABE
Y’all knew this one was coming! For an instant snatch, SLAP ON A TAN, sister! If there is ONE beauty product that I literally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually cannot live without… it is self-tanner. Quite possibly my one true love, and by far the easiest, least expensive way to glow-up & amp up your sex appeal, literally over night! EVERYONE looks 10x better with a tan, and that is a fact. Current faves: always, extra dark, won’t leave the house without this on my legs!
GET A LITTLE EDGE
Last, but DEFINITELY not least… Get your mind right! The Slight Edge is the most life-changing book I’ve read all year. Maybe, ever. It’s a super simple concept in discipline that is so crucial in dream chasing & leveling up. Skip Real Housewives tonight, and crack this book open instead. Trust me on this one! ♡
Ahhhhhh, as a bonafide oversharer, it literally pains me to stop at these basic 7 tips, when I have at least 738,615 up my sleeve! But at this point, you know what to do to get the full scoop! 😉 JOIN ME IN THE LEVEL UP CLUB, ALREADY!!! ♡