BEAUTY

✨ all of my amazon faves, under $20! ✨
((summer edition!))

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1 valentino bow sandal dupes
★ https://amzn.to/2HlJff4 ★
Identical twins to the real thing! after my authentic ones broke this spring, there was absolutely no way I was going to dish out $350 for another pair! I swear I started a revolution, every single gal that I know started rocking these fab frauds haha. I got both the black & the pink-beige, and have worn them daily all summer!

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2 snakeskin bikini
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The most flattering triangle top + high-waisted,

The Level Up Club is all about becoming your absolute best self, for yourself, by yourself. It’s about creating a life that YOU really love– one that feels really good on the inside & also looks gorgeous af on the outside!

Following the tips from the ultra thorough Level Up Guide, ((you can think of it as The Official Bad B Academy)) you will transform into the sexy, confident, bombshell you were always meant to be. While you’ll be having so much fun in the process of building this new &

LETS TALK ABOUT: BOTOX! 💉 

Botox, botox, botox…

One of my absolute favorite things! UGH, I swear it is like liquid confidence injected straight to the dome!!! When done well, all Botox does is shave a few years off of your face & make you look like you just awoke from a two year nap, a la Sleeping Beauty. Fresh & rejuvenated is the name of the game! It’s really NOT a big deal, and I truly believe that getting shot up with a lil preventative Botox in your twenties is the best beauty investment a gal can make.

VALENTINO ROCKSTUD SANDAL DUPE
♡ The flip flop that broke Basic Repellent! Okay, not really… But everyone really is going crazy over this adorable dupe that I stumbled upon a few weeks go & since it’s PRIME-able, you could order them now and have them in time for your boozy brunch this weekend! Confession: I wore them to Nordstrom the other day & slid by the real deals to do a quick, inconspicuous compare//contrast… The verdict: the nude ((listed as “Pink-Beige”

This is my FAVORITE Spring 2019 find thus far, a total must have for the warmer months & vacation szn! Backstory: I wore my black Valentino Rockstud flip flops TO FILTH for a year, before they broke last month. To say that my heart was broken would be an understatement 🤪 While obsessed, I’m not about to shell out another $350 for another 365 days of wear! Plus, would the nude ((the color pulling at my heart strings, how cute with white jeans, right?!)) get dirty quickly and end up not being worth it?

A-Passioni Retinol Cream
♡ I officially knew February was going to be REALLY GOOD when the Skin Gods delivered me the ultimate blessing… the stars aligned & I crossed paths with a Drunk Elephant exec at DryBar & she gifted me this little tube of heaven! I think it was my karmic reward for being so devoted to BabyFacial & spreading the word about its sorcery to anyone who will listen 😉 So,

Rose Gold Bluetooth Headphones

K, these are the cutest EVER… And at less than $30, I can’t believe I went so long without them! I wanted to get an inexpensive pair of bluetooth over ear headphones before splurging on Beats to test the waters & make sure I was into them… But honestly, I LOVE these so much that I don’t see any point in upgrading any time soon. Great quality, super comfortable, MUST have!

Tyler “Diva” Glam Wash

Never thought I’d be THAT bitch raving about laundry detergent…

Once upon a time, I was a 19 year old girl with Louboutin dreams. The year was 2009, and the lipstick sole’d stilettos were the biggest craze. “If only I had a pair…” Young EG often thought, “Then my life would be complete.”

Y’all….

$1,000 shoes.

This is truly what my ((basically)) prepubescent self hoped & dreamed for.

When I began dating my first real boyfriend, all of my dreams came true! Shoe dreams,